Seriously, what the fuck?
If you ask someone to bring food to a BBQ you expect burgers, sausages, kebabs or that type of thing. No some goddman spiney half alive crustations. Hell I was so drunk by the time these things were finally cooked I didn’t even get to try them.
WTF! Cola and beer?
Surely it should be lemonade and beer.
That’s how you make shandy.
Don’t even get me started on the dragonfruit.
Those crazy Germans.
Look what I found in Morrisons.
Seriously why are they fucking with a classic!
Why is it that things can’t be simple anymore? You can’t just have plain old baked beans, oh no! You’ve got to add something exciting to them, like cheeze. For fucks sake…
And no I did not try them, I suspect my stomach would have had a most violent reaction in protest.
Seriously why do people think it can’t be a festival without some unemployed actor on stilts dressed as a swan. Goddamn. Still the Who at Hyde Park were good fun even though Townsend and Daltrey didn’t seem to be getting on.
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All the bands represented are non-false.
Spotted at Earthshaker Festival last summer.
